ED: Yzrahc ＼(≧▽≦ )＞*

　　Hmm, I don't feel very satisfied with this chapter. I guess I'll reTL it later.

　　Incidentally, 小弟弟 can mean little boy, little brother, or d.i.c.k.

　　And all the places mentioned in the story are actually real locations in the Forbidden City, except for the Hall of Capturing Fragrance, which was built over by Qianlong in 1746 into the Southern Three Places, the residence of the Crown Prince. I couldn't find an English name for it, so Paul suggested one. Thanks, Paul!

　　She hadn't even ran two steps yet before she was caught by the collar. Xia Yuqing pumped her short little legs futilely, before reluctantly turning to meet that sinisterly smiling devil. She forced a laugh… Gotta play dumb!

　　"Tell me, my dear, what is it that you need to do and let me help you." Feng Tingye eyed her with deceptive mildness.

　　And to think he'd been concerned about her scare in the Palace of Compa.s.sion and Tranquility. Who knew he'd find his significant other so soon in the Imperial Gardens, enticing his subjects! Hmph, you adulterer!

　　Xia Yuqing retracted her neck into her sh.e.l.l as the ire ablaze in Feng Tingye's eyes grew. She felt greatly wronged. Sob, Seme-sama, believe me! I truly wasn't dallying, only attempting to help you. Let the heavens be witness to my integrity with all your ukes. Please don't repay kindness with evil!

　　Yan Ran whistled recklessly at Feng Tingye's rare loss of control. "Your Majesty, seems like your lady's frustrated. It's all very well for us to know about these indecent invitations, but if those old mules catch wind of this, you'll be in for quite a lecture."