Chapter 716 Interlude: The Mnemonic Manifest ft. Asteria

　　 [ENDLESS MONARCH.]

　　E – Endless is his might, and his greatness is for forever. (Wow, I can't believe I said that.)

　　N – Night and darkness are his playground, while light and day are his servants. (This sounds abstract as f**k)

　　D – d.a.m.ned those who curse him, and may they suffer endless maledictions for their mistakes. ( Wait a second, so this is the reason why my uncle disappeared?)

　　L – Life and Death are nothing more but marbles being spun on his almighty palms. (Oooh, marbles? Let me see!)

　　E – Elements are his b**ches. (This could sound a little tamer, but I figured that the Endless Monarch having his own b**ches is cool.

　　S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life.( Are you sure about that?)

　　S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life .(I want to write something else here, but my mom is watching me, so yeah…)

　　M – Mysteries are an open book to him, and all secrets are laid bare on his eyes. (Oh, so he can peek on someone taking a bath.)

　　O – Obligate your life for him, and he will give you much more. (??? This did not happen to me.)

　　N – No time is too late to praise him. (I came in late on my cla.s.s before, and the Endless Monarch punished me with 100 spanks….)

　　A – A life for a life, a tooth for a tooth. Only the strongest shall be accepted under his rule. (No wonder many Travelers died under him. He's treating them like animals. Well, its not like I really care…)

　　R – Roam the universe under his will, and you will gain powers beyond your comprehension. (This, this is true. But you need luck if you want to be chosen.)

　　C – Cull all your doubts and accept him as the greatest in the Multiverse. (Come to think about it. I never saw how strong the Endless Monarch was. Is he strong?)

　　H – His Majesty, the Endless Monarch, will always have his arms open for you. So don't hesitate to approach him. (The last time that I saw the Endless Monarch open his arms for someone, it was before he crushed that person into a deadly hug.)

　　[ALEX]:

　　A – A man who does not like me. (Well duh, that's obvious)

　　L – likes to always laze around as if he's a lizard .(He's like the sloth from those animal doc.u.mentaries.)

　　E – Everyone he meets, he treats well. (Even his enemies will be treated well too, although they have to treat him well first.

　　X – Xcept for me. He does not treat me well.

　　[QUEEN MOTHER]:

　　Q –Quack quack quack. (I don't know any good words for Q, so this will do.)

　　U – Underestimating her is fine, since she's the one who underperforms in the group.

　　E – Elope with her if you are a female. (In case you don't know, she's a lesbian. She likes girls.)

　　E – Extra points if you're a female who likes trees. (There's nothing better for a tree lesbian but a woman who likes trees.)

　　N – Never eat gra.s.s in front of her. Just don't. (She p.o.o.ps gra.s.s, so she feels guilty if she sees a person eating gra.s.s. It makes her feel gross.)

　　M – Moaning female sounds will disturb her. ( I don't know why she will be disturbed. I thought she will like it more.)

　　O –'Oh yeah' sounds won't do to. Seriously, don't moan like that. (She might try stalking you. That happened once before.)

　　T – Thicc girls are her favorite. (But not too thicc that they will be fat. Just the right amount of thiccness will do.)

　　H – Heat-based weapons are her weaknesses. (It makes sense, so don't question me.)

　　E – Elope with her if you're a female. Did I use this earlier? Oh, I just

　　R – Repeated the previous letter E. Oh well, n.o.body will notice.

　　[ASTERIA]:

　　A – Awesome! (Awesome!)

　　S – Superb! (Superb!)

　　T –Tantalizing! (Tantalizing!)

　　 E – Exemplary! (Exemplary!)

　　R – Riveting! (Riveting!)

　　I – Important! (Important!)

　　A- Awesome! (Awesome!)

　　[ALINA]:

　　A – A glutton who does not know the limit of her stomach. (She has s.p.a.ce magic anyway, so technically speaking, she can eat without any worries.)

　　L – Licks her plate clean, because she could. (And she does it in a s.e.xy way, that both Alex and Queen Mother gets turned on just from watching it.)

　　I – Interested on eating, but sucks on cooking. (This is so confusing. She likes eating, but she can't cook? That's outrageous!)

　　N – Never cleans her sword. She said it's a waste of time. (She just don't want to tell Alex that she does not know how to clean swords too.)

　　A – Always wants to kiss Alex, but she's shy to do it. (That's the reason why she and Alex has few s.e.xual encounters.)

　　[PROFESSOR FRANCES]:

　　P – Ptooey! Why does her name have to be this long? Now I have to make a long mnemonic!

　　R – Rah, rah, rah. Rah. (I can't think of any words for R too…)

　　O – Oh right, Professor Frances is a mad woman .(She's a loco. So don't offend her.)

　　F – Fickle words are not her strong suit, so don't insult her. (She will cry like a child or rage like a bull once insulted. Both instances are bad, so please don't insult her.)

　　E – Epstein did not k*** hi*****. Hm? Who's Epstein? Is he like Einstein?

　　S – s.e.x is not her thing, although Queen Mother is doing her best to change that. (Good luck to that, Queen Mother.)

　　S – So Queen Mother likes Professor Frances? Why though? Professor Frances is not a good partner in all sense…

　　O – Octopus are her favorite food. ( Did she like it because of the tentacles? Maybe…)

　　R – Rapscallion. Rascal. Rather. Racuous. Raccon. Rod. (Hey, that's a lot of letter R's!)

　　F – F**k this s**t. I'm still halfway through her name! (Should I have just used Frances for this mnemonic alone?)

　　R – Ratzilla? Raccet? Raptaurion? Rooor? (Wait, does these words even exist?)

　　A – A clap on her b.u.t.t will make her jump. Don't ask me how I knew that. (Her b.u.t.t is soft though)

　　N – Never challenge her to a scientific duel. (What the h.e.l.l is that duel anway? It's the first time I heard of that…)

　　C – Cold hard cash will make her happy. Adding organs on that will be better too.

　　E – Ethics don't mean s**t to her. That's already obvious.

　　S – Sorority? Did she join group like this before? I think I should ask her…

　　[ASTRIA]:

　　A – A loudmouth is her best description.

　　S – She's most likely to pounce Alex if Alina is not around. (So she becomes a hoe just for Alex.)

　　T – Tents will form on a man's pants if she hugs them. (That's gross)

　　R – Roar! Roar! Roar!

　　 I - Idiot can be her another name, since she's an idiot. (That is my opinion, not Alina's).

　　A – Awesome!

　　[DELIA]:

　　D – Duck, cover, and hold her t.i.ts if you can. She has no t.i.ts to speak at all, so I think it will be impossible. (A washboard.)

　　E – Exceptional are her genes, but her appeal and att.i.tude are bottom tier.

　　L – Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero…

　　I – I don't like her. Really. I don't like her.

　　A – Ask anyone even Alina. They will say that I don't like her.