One Night of Affectionate Love. Three Years of Intrigue

　　'Ag-Again?!'

　　That was the last thing I wanted to do with Jingan. Mama Liang blankly stood in place and looked at me. She repeated herself in a monotone voice, "Please head over, Fuma."

　　I scratched my head and miserably answered, "Keep it down… I want some peace."

　　Jingan suddenly raised her head and giggled, "You miss me, Dear?"

　　'Can you choose another time to remember that nickname of yours?!!'

　　'Speaking of which, you're supposed to be an elegant character; why would you give yourself such a cute nickname?!'

　　Once we reached our room, the dragon and phoenix design on the frame, which was the shape of the moon, emitted eye-catching aesthetics. I remembered the scale of things when we got married back then was basically on that scale, too.

　　'Are we doing this again tonight?'

　　I unnaturally lowered my head, and my eyes coincidentally met with Jingan's body.

　　She dropped her usual graceful and refined demeanour for a bashful one, "How about… you let me taking care of you tonight, Dear?"

　　I cleared my throat and replied in a stoic manner, "Princess, didn't I tell you that owing to my practice of The Most Perfect Square Has No Corners The Loudest Sound Is the One That Cannot Be Heard Giant Pearl Purple Wrinkle Invincible Evil Demolition Overlord's Divine Art forbids me from s.e.xual relations.h.i.+ps with women?"

　　Befuddled, Jingan remarked, "But, Fuma… why does it sound as though the name of that style gets longer every time you mention it? I don't recall the Overlord part or anything similar."

　　"Eh? Does it?" I touched my nose and solemnly explained, "That is because I have reached a higher level."

　　Jingan looked at me with her large puppy eyes. I wasn't sure if she believed me or not. Either way, I had run out of ideas…

　　I didn't flee. I sat down on the bed frame in a callous manner, undid my two soldier boots and kicked them off my feet, where they then landed on the ground. I then pulled off the blanket and lay sprawled out on the bed in an impudent fas.h.i.+on.

　　Jingan didn't laugh when she saw my coa.r.s.e behaviour; instead, she giggled, "Fuma, it has been hard on you to serve the nation. Have matters at the Northern border been resolved?"

　　After she asked her question, a pair of soft and white hands gently and slowly slid up my thighs.

　　'Hey, hey! Which of my actions just now gave you the illusion that I was serving the nation?! I even spent a night at Heavenly Fragrance Garden last night! I never even went to the Northern border!'

　　Jingan was in just her underwear; her long hair was undone, revealing an enchanting aura that she never usually showed. Usually, she was elegant and beautiful, showing that she came from a respectful household. Now, though, she was an exceptional stunner who men could only dream of. Nevertheless, I suppressed my desires and tightly shut my eyes.

　　"Not yet." I pretended to be exhausted and sleepy. In a nasal voice, I continued, "His Majesty has done a great deal for me. If I do not give my best, I would have let down the effort he spent on me. Worry not, Princess, the fodder at the Northern border are no match for me. I will be back in the course of time."

　　I then faked extreme fatigue and began to pretend to snore. The Princess didn't say anything when she saw me so tired. After some time, she suddenly spoke out in a soft voice, "Fuma. Fuma… stop faking it. I know you're awake. You're… too energetic down there; there's no way you could fool me."

　　I almost leapt to my feet!

　　'f.u.c.k me! What are you looking at?!'

　　I sat up a little. I saw the Princess' red cheeks and eyes trained on my lower body. A very dangerous pillar appeared beneath the blanket.

　　'What are you looking at?! It's all your fault for rubbing me! It wouldn't have happened if you didn't touch such a sensitive spot!'