Crazy Kiss-Forcing Demon

　　I froze up until Tang Ye finished speaking with Eunuch w.a.n.g, and tugged my sleeve to say: "Let's go, big bro."

　　When he tugged my sleeve, he tugged all my thoughts out of my mouth too: "Sigh, it's such a waste that such a beautiful girl is a eunuch." I regretted speaking as soon as I spoke. But I guess only General Manager Bai understood me, so it shouldn't be a problem.

　　Well, I'll be d.a.m.ned. When I looked up, I saw Tang ye and Eunuch w.a.n.g look at me and General Manager Bai with disbelief as though they detected something. The question they had in mind had reached their lips, but they just happened to temporarily hold off from letting it escape.

　　General Manager Bai went completely red in her face, and she glared at me with her blurry and pitiful eyes. I can't say she looked cute.

　　Hey, come on, sis, the look on your face is going to mislead people!!

　　I sighed sadly again.

　　Sister Nu wa, did someone anger you while you were designing her?! Why is someone so hot a eunuch?

　　My ability to distinguish peoples' gender was questioned once again. First it was Su Xiao, then it was Master Kuang, and now General Manager Bai. Why do I keep running into these beauties whose gender can't be distinguished?

　　"I am the senior eunuch supervisor, General Manager Bai Ling. Don't spout nonsense!" General Manager Bai Ling started bringing up bureaucratic positions and scanned me a few times, without any kind intent of course: "You were selected by Liu Shan Men? You look so-so."

　　We looked like a couple who broke up on bad terms, arguing as soon as we meet. But we haven't even known each other for an hour.

　　"I was sent to guard the small South gate precisely because I'm so-so."

　　I deliberately emphasised "small South gate". Bai Ling however, just shot me a cold glare, indicating that she was immune to my threat, and couldn't care less for it. She put on an expression to show that she was all business, and impartial without personal ulterior motives.

　　"So you're admitting that you're not all that then?"

　　So what if I'm not?

　　Her expression changed dramatically. She clenched her teeth and said: "Since you're not all that, that means that you neglected your duty. Men! Drag him away and beat him to death with a pole."

　　f.u.c.k! I didn't think she'd go this route!

　　Your heart is darker than ink when you're framing me!

　　Eunuch w.a.n.g was put in a dilemma so he said: "General Manager Bai, he is not under the palace's jurisdiction, he is under Liu Shan Men's jurisdiction, and he is an official warrior of the imperial court. That is……"

　　"……I wasn't serious." Bai Ling waved her hand but her eyes revealed a look which told me she was dead serious, and her tone revealed a hint of pity.

　　"If there is nothing else, I shall take my leave now. With the major incident that just happened, we need to report this to our superiors."

　　If I don't find an excuse to escape, I'm probably going to get buried where I stand.