Deal at the Examination Venue
This round was the same as the last. The examination was to be completed as a pair, but it seems the order was jumbled up, because I wasn’t paired with my Junior s.h.i.+yi. Instead, I was paired with another young maiden.
She had her eyes plastered on Master Liu and was flirting with her eyes non-stop ever since she set foot in.
La.s.s, let me give you a piece of advice: A lady's beauty will never enter the line of sight of dedicated monks and gays…
“You will be tested on your intellect this round. Alright, listen in.” Master Liu was shaking his head the way people do when fortune tellers explain their fortune to them based on divination sticks at temples. He looked more like a nut-job than a respectable young man from a prestigious family.
The examiner asked: “Let’s say the opponent was more skilled than you and skilled with hidden weapons while you were outcla.s.sed in both. What should you do in this sort of situation?”
The young maiden shyly raised her small hand and twist-and-turned her body as she shyly said: “You could seduce him, try to make him think he won, and when he’s distracted, castrate him! If you manage to cut off the root of a man’s power, he’s basically useless. After that, hehehe.”
Holy f.u.c.k! I correctly guessed what her opening would be, but that second half… I never imagined she'd say that…
Aren’t you too ruthless? Your enemy might not be a bad person, you know? I imagined the scene of a highly skilled marital artist who was also an elite hidden weapon user getting castrated by some girl of a prestigious family… d.a.m.n…
Master Liu displeasingly denounced: “Nonsense! Absolute nonsense! Is that something a girl says? Girls are supposed to protect their chast.i.ty. All girls in the world do, so why are you trying to act like a s.l.u.t, seducing people, stealing what people like and stealing their man?! Women shouldn't get married!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't you think you're too selfish?!
I can’t believe people can’t tell you swing that way… Liu Shan Men aren't very sharp.