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f.u.c.king b.i.t.c.h VS Horseshoe Triceps

　　Afterwards, I found out Miss “f.u.c.king b.i.t.c.h” was actually called Si Tuo. She was a second cla.s.s warrior in the Qilin Guards squad, and held a high ranking position.

　　Liu Shan Men and the Qilin Guards have never gotten along.

　　So she’s here to cause trouble.

　　And trouble we have.

　　“Hey, hey, hey, you can’t pa.s.s like this.” Si Tuo lifted an eyebrow at Shen Yiren to mock her, and kicked an examinee flying out. She tested the abilities of the examinees and failed a total of seventeen potential-recruits within half-an-hour. After she failed the eighteenth examinee, she didn’t forget to rub it in and mock Shen Yiren: “No wonder Liu Shan Men has been so quiet. Turns out all your recruits are r.e.t.a.r.ds. No wonder…”

　　Shen Yiren picked up a chair, threw it her way violently, and added: “No wonder you’re brain-dead!”

　　“Hey! What are you doing?!” Si Tuo never imagined Miss Shen would attack for real. She easily evaded the chair but dodging Shen Yiren’s palm strike wasn’t so simple.

　　Everyone present was surprised, including Junior s.h.i.+yi and myself. We didn’t expect Miss Shen to have such a fiery temper that even tigers would fear. She unleashed three punches and one palm strike which Si Tuo evaded, but the next move…

　　Miss Shen surprised everybody when she planted her knee on Si Tuo’s chest, grabbed her hair and pressed her head into the ground which was very un-feminine. She grunted under her breath and then proceeded to cuss Si Tuo: “You f.u.c.king b.i.t.c.h! No wonder my foot! You’re the r.e.t.a.r.d! Quiet?!” She continued cussing and banging Si Tuo’s head on the ground. That day, Si Tuo’s head made a n.o.ble contribution to the hygiene of Liu Shan Men by leaving an inerasable mark on the floor!

　　It was virtually a brawl between two thugs…

　　“You crazy b.i.t.c.h! How dare you hit me like this?! I’m here as a supervisor on orders of his majesty! You’re violating a royal decree… Ow!”

　　“I’m violating a royal decree? His majesty is conducting the martial arts tournament to give us an opportunity and yet you insist on causing trouble. I warned you already that if you dared to mess around, I’d kick you out! You want to report me? Do it! I entered the palace with Yan s.h.i.+san when I was seven. Prince Qing bows down to me and the princess is my best friend, so go ahead and report me! Try it!”